Never missing an opportunity for publicly humiliating the police, WFIE-14 provides this gem of a story for our entertainment. Hi-speed internet connection recommended.

Today, I'm singing and dancing(!) for the International Christmas program held by the Foreign Language department at USI. It will be fun, if anybody would like to go, it will be from 3:30pm-5:30ish in Forum I. Gotta get ready for my classes now, see you again soon!

UPDATE: Channel 14 periodically removes stories and content after it has become old news, therefore the above link has stopped working. Please find the same story in this link instead. Personally, I think they removed the link because they felt stupid afterwards.