Lord of the Rings: Bad English

This is a funny link to the Engrish (sic) subtitles found on an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Supposedly, these are real screen grabs from the DVD, but there is some controversy surrounding that issue. After seeing the bottom picture in the 80-100 minute segment, I find myself wondering if they are real. Do not look at the aforementioned picture in an environment where you will get in trouble. Link courtesy of Slashdot.

Which OS are You?

Getting closer to the silicon...

Now that I've read 3 different books on Assembly Language programming, I have to say that I'm getting close to nirvana. My own self-fulfillment is drawing near. How does this apply to you? I guess it doesn't unless you want to learn more about computers.

I went to a job briefing tonight, it was disappointing. If they select me (and I agree to work), I would be an insurance agent for Bankers Life and Casualty. If the money is what they say it is, and I don't feel like a weasel, it could lead to a happy career. Otherwise, I'd just be another unhappy guy selling insurance to old people.

Bitching pays off?

Well, after sending a borderline psychotic letter to Scott Cottingham from Kerasotes Theaters, I believe that I single-handedly convinced them to show "Spirited Away" next week. This is good news, since they've been delaying it for an eternity. Now do me a big favor, and go see it. I'll even set up a big meeting time for everyone, should you so desire. I can't think of anything cooler than everyone I know showing up for one of the best anime films of all time. Once the starting date is confirmed, I'll post the date and time... cool? Hope to see you there!

Happy Birthday, Angel!

Well, today is Angel's birthday, I wonder if she has any special plans. I'm at school right now, but later on I plan on calling. I think I'm cooking a can of Turkey tonight (!). It'll take 2.5 hours, so I might be waiting a little while. Get this, Kristina is actually off today! Yippee! Oh, I finished my 1st Java Screen Saver, but since it's not as pretty as I'd like, I'm gonna work on that some more. Man, Full Screen Exclusive Mode is weird. Ta ta!